Christian Grey Found?

Last year’s It book, Fifty Shades of Grey, is being adapted for the big screen, and the search is on for talent to play the S&M-happy billionaire Christian Grey that lends his name to the book, as well as Anastasia Steele, the young (submissive) lady his dominates and ravishes.

Ian Somerhalder from TV’s The Vampire Diaries had been actively campaigning for the part as Mr. Grey, but it looks like the powers that be have their horny hearts set on an actual Chris: Chris Hemsworth.

A very attractive and interesting choice.

I mean, this would be, what, the third hot property to rest on the Aussie’s broad shoulders, after the Thor franchise and his part in the fledgling Snow White and the Huntsman series.

Mmm...I can sorta see it – I haven’t even read the darn thing (honeys, I may have some questionable tastes, but those of a middle-aged mama they ain’t).

Hemsworth. A spanking hand. A command to call him sir....

BRB.

Photo: Zimbio.com.