A Porn Guy’s Defense of Lindsay Lohan

Thespian-in-the-making James Deen, a.k.a. “that porn guy,” wouldn’t mind it if you cut Lindsay Lohan just a little slack.

But not too much, yeah?

Deen, who’s co-starring with the so-called actress in the upcoming noir The Canyons, says the must-read scathing-on-La Lohan New York Times account of the making of the movie is accurate, alright, but it’s also very much seen through a filter.

Kinda like a pic put through Instagram.

The well-endowed and, evidently, not-bad mainstream-Hollywood newcomer is talking about the s--- L2 reportedly pulled on and off set while working on the project, like showing up late to table reads, mouthing off to director Paul Schrader, ditching people assigned to keep an eye on her in the most incredible ways, refusing to be a team player, and even putting Deen down (GTS – it was caught on tape!)....

You know, the works.

“[What the Times said]’s accurate enough that it can’t be said that it’s not; it’s not a lie,” the guy said. “But it’s twisted enough that if you were actually there [you’d have a different recollection of it].”

Twisted or not, the girl sounds like a peach.

Not!

And since Deen is just, uh, getting up beyond the Valley, he would do well to keep more than the considerable inches he’s packing between him and the walking hot mess that has become my once-dear Linds.

But, you know, classy move to say speak up and stand up for your co-worker, man.

Photo: MyPortisWaspSays.com.

Update: Oh dear.

The Canyons looks like it is going to be bombastic. Everyone involved should avoid public embarrassment and skip a release in theaters. Just have the thing premiere on the YouTube.

I mean, its producers should charge a dollar a pop for people to rent and view the darn thing. Surely they’ll get enough looky-loos to recoup their investment and save some face.