Well, That Was Uncalled for…
Leona Lewis was assaulted at a book signing in London earlier today.
I know: random, ridiculous, and horrible. And totally not “Happy.”
Lewis reportedly had been signing copies of her new autobiography when the alleged attacker “walked up there with the book, she signed it, and as she looked up he just punched her.”
The singer ran out of the room covering her eye while security dragged the man out of the bookstore. An eyewitness said he “was just laughing – he thought it was funny.”
You know what’s going to be funny, you jerk? When you get punched around in jail. (Well, not really, not to condone more violence – but y’all know what I mean.)
Update: A 29-year-old man, the man who allegedly punched Leona Lewis, has been charged with assault and placed in an area for prisoners with mental-health issues.
Alright, if he really isn’t quite all there, then I take back what I said about him getting his in jail....