Better be, ’cause here comes Fifty Shades Darker, starring Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson.
I, of course, am talking about the sequel to Fifty Shades of Grey, the sort of hit of Valentine’s Day 2015. The movie’s first Miguel-infused trailer – he covers Beyoncé’s “Crazy In Love” this time around – hit the Internet today, and things are looking like they gon’ get steamy and dramatic, yo.
All over again.
First of all, Johnson’s Anastasia Steele appears to have taken back Dornan’s Christian Grey. Secondly, they’ve RSVPd Yes to an orgy that requires black tie, a silky gown (grey, natch), and masks à la Eyes Wide Shut. And, finally, a couple of women from Christian’s past – hey there, Kim Basinger and Bella Heathcote – pop into the scene, seemingly prepared to mess with Ana’s head and, probably, her life.
Yeah, yeah – but where is Tyler Hoechlin? Hello! Give the people what they want!
Fifty Shades Darker is scheduled to arrive in theaters on Feb. 10, a year before the trilogy-wrapping Fifty Shades Freed.