Giving Good Big O Face

If you’re anything like me then you, too, are patiently waiting the release of Lars von Trier’s provocative Nymphomaniac.

We’ve gotten a peek at the sexually explicit film starring Charlotte Gainsbourg as a lifelong self-diagnosed-nympho.

But we want more, right.

Nay – we need more.

We want to be titillated.

So then let us check out the could-make-ya-blush one-sheets that have been made available for our viewing pleasure. They are orgasmic posters of the cast – including Shia LaBeouf, Uma Thurman, Jamie Bell, and a rippedlicious Christian Slater – giving us their best big O faces.

Are you hot and bothered yet?

Well, how about this for bothersome: Nymphomaniac has yet to secure a release date stateside.

C’mon, art houses of America. Get!

Photo: HuffingtonPost.com.