The Moralistic Hobby Horse

Ted MacFarlane wants Sarah Silverman to play the worst kind of prostitute: the kind that doesn’t put out.

To be fair, he wants the funny woman to do this on the big screen, in his forthcoming comedy A Million Ways to Die in the West.

And he wants her to hold out for only one man. For the craziest reason.

MacFarlane, of course, is talking to Silverman about joining him, Amanda Seyfried, Charlize Theron, Liam Neeson, and the also-on-board Giovanni Ribisi in his follow-up to Ted, because, I think, he probably thinks she is the only one who can sell the joke.

Y’ see, Silverman’s whore will spread ’em for the entire town, but not for her fiancé (Ribisi) because as a nice Christian girl, she believes they should wait...until they’re married.

The dichotomy. Ha!

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