You Can’t Always Get What You Want

If you are planning on seeing Jamie Dornan’s little Jamie in Fifty Shades of Grey (or hoping to), you might wanna check that s--- at the door.

Little Jamie will not be making a cameo.

“You want to appeal to as wide an audience as possible without grossing them out,” the actor recently said, referring to the lack of full frontal in the movie. “You don’t want to make something gratuitous, and ugly, and graphic. There were contracts in place that said that viewers wouldn’t be seeing my, um...my todger.”

So there ya have it. Adjust those expectations accordingly. (And be sure to run a search on Google Images, if you really wanna see that Dornan dick.)

Photo: TheFashionisto.com.