Tuesday, November 25, 2014

The Park Is Open!

Twas a nice, fun day for those of us who enjoy a nice trailer leak.

Oh, let’s face it. We may not approve of the practice, but we still watch ’em.

Case in point: The first full preview for next summer’s Jurassic World, which was supposed to debut on NBC during some football game on Thanksgiving night...until someone went and uploaded it to the Internet today.

It’s like, really? We can’t even wait two days to see something we probably were going to regardless?

Urgh.

But, whaddya gonna do? Cry over spilled milk a leaked trailer?

Nah. Not when you can all excited and s--- about the return of the dinosaurs – here are three key words you need to imagine what is coming: “genetically modified hybrid – and about Chris Pratt’s latest opportunity to play the hero. (Hey, are those raptors not chasing Pratt while he rides his motorcycle? What is going on over there?)

Bryce Dallas Howard, Ty Simpkins (Iron Man 3), Judy Greer, Jake Johnson, Irrfan Khan (Life of Pi), Omar Sy (X-Men: Days of Future Past), a returning BD Wong, and Vincent D’Onofrio co-star in the Colin (Safety Not Guaranteed) Trevorrow-helmed blockbuster, which is set 22 years after the 1993 Steven Spielberg original, on a fully functioning Isla Nublar that is now an essentially trouble-free destination theme park.

That is, until this movie gets going, of course.

Without further ado then, here’s the trailer for Jurassic World.

Photo: UPROXX.com.

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