Wednesday, March 02, 2016

The Man in Dior

Wait. Huh?

Dior spokesperson Robert Pattinson has become the first celebrity spokesperson for Dior Homme?

But, wait. Isn’t he already on the payroll?

Oh. Got it. He’s the first star to hawk the clothes solo...on top of helping to sell fragrances.

All these like, silly like, records and s---.

There R. Patz will be, though, for all of y’all to enjoy in a campaign shot by Karl Lagerfeld. Because why not.

Vampire done good, huh.


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