Perfume Is the Best Weapon

She already has told us to “Work Bitch,” and now Britney Spears wants us to know that perfume is her weapon of choice when it comes to fighting for her man.

See, the pop tart is playing the conflicted girlfriend on the second single off her upcoming Britney Jean album.

“Perfume” has her wanting to believe it’s just her and her baby, but, damn it, sometimes it feels like there’s three in her relationship. And, you know what, she will not have that.

Brit’s gonna put on her perfume, and put it all over guy, and mark her terri-to-ry, OKRRR.

So that other chick smells it and just knows.

Meowza!

Best of all, Spears sounds like she’s – gasp! – actually singing in this one. Could this be the handy work of one Mr. William Orbit, I wonder.

Have a listen. And click here for the lyrics. (Do you like that “Wrecking Ball”-ish beginning, too?)

Photo: DigitalSpy.co.uk.