Thursday, August 28, 2014

Officially Brangelina!

After countless false starts (seriouslyhow many times have they been down this road?), Brangelina are finally married.

A rep for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie confirmed today that the couple went ahead and got hitched in a nondenominational civil ceremony in the small chapel of their Château Miraval in France last weekend.

Jolie reportedly walked down the aisle on Oct. 23, with her sons, Maddox and Pax, while Zahara and Vivienne threw petals and the Shiloh and Knox served as ring bearers.

Guess the couple just couldn’t wait until everyone – straight and gay – could marry in America, as they once pledged. But you can’t really hold that against them. I mean, equality is well on its way to Florida, of all places, so....

On a totally unrelated, somewhat-bitchy note, Jennifer Aniston premiered her latest, Life of Crime, this week.

C’mon – you know one of the tabloids is bound to draw the parallel in 5...4...3....


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