The Bane of the Vine Man’s Existence

The Swedish-flavored Tarzan that Alexander Skarsgård – pause to think about the possibility from seeing his Skars-cock swingin’ around...and we’re back – is set to play for director David Yates just may have found himself a German-flavored nemesis.

With quite a pedigree, no less.

Two-time Academy Award winner and Tarantino fave Christoph Waltz is circling the new adaptation of Edgar Rice Burrough’s story about that famed man of the apes.

The actor reportedly would play a military figure who comes across the King of the Jungle.

Oh, and btw...Emma Stone is one of the named being about to portray Tarzan’s main girl, Jane.

Photo: GQ.com.