Dina’s Turn

Some families tend to give money to, say, universities or hospitals to keep ’em going, some just settle for keeping the prison system busy.

That’s the Lohans.

Michael Lohan and especially Lindsay Lohan’s legal travails have been chronicled ad nauseam in the media, and now that L2 is finally turning a new leaf, her mother Dina Lohan has decided to pick up the slack.

So, she’s gone and gotten herself arrested. For a DWI.

It happened last night, in New York. Mama Lohan reportedly was stopped after she was spotted speeding and then blew more twice the legal limit on her breath test. In her family’s typical in-denial-mode, the woman claimed that she had been injured during her arrest – a claim she later recanted.

Lohan is due in court to start answering for her actions on Sept. 24.

I hope Linds doesn’t get too stressed out over this and falls off her wagon.

Photo: VillageVoice.com.

Update: OMG, called it!

The bitch – via her silly, silly lawyer – is blaming her ordeal on feeling “Parent Trapped” (seriously, lawyer person?!) in the “ fishbowl” that is la vida Lohan.

Get a grip, woman!