As of late, it seems like Jon Hamm’s penis has been on everybody’s lips.
Ha! See what I did there?
I mean, of course, that just about every other perv starf---er – guilty! – out there is taken by how, well...hung the star of AMC’s Mad Men seems to be (thank you for the evidence of his...uh...brilliance, paparazzi!).
His camp has gone on record to voice its displeasure with people’s unwavering intent to make it a big issue of his endowment. To which I say if the issue’s shorts fit....
And, now, so has Hamm himself. Come out to say it is tacky to talk about it, that is.
Of his penis, that is.
“Most of [what is said]’s tongue-in-cheek, but it is a little rude,” the actor has told Rolling Stone, before adding that that situation down there is referred to as private because it is, and that folks should simply “lay off.”
Well, OK, I see your penis point, sir, but if you go out on the streets free-balling, then you are kinda putting it out there and making it dick season fair game, dontcha think?
At least the guy is good-humored about the whole thing and in on the joke, I guess. Not that he has much of a choice, unfortunately.
“Whatever. I guess it’s better than being called out for the opposite.”
Atta big boy!
Photo: UsMagazine.com.
