Thursday, March 21, 2013

What...a Nice, Big, Alluring Problem to Have

Jon Hamm has got to cover up his ham.

Given that the actor’s manhood tends to stick out – it’s just such a spotlight-hog – the powers that be at AMC’s Mad Men reportedly have asked him to, please, start wearing tight underwear.

Party poopers.

Why?

Something about the upcoming sixth season of the show taking place in the ’60s, an era of tight clothes that lends itself rather nicely for games of spotting of the package.

Although the, uh, problem has been ongoing.

The actor’s camp, btw, is not happy with the penis goss. They think it’s childish, and, essentially, that it pulls focus from the most important aspect about Hamm: his talent.

Which, come to think of it, is exactly we are totally talking about, so I don’t see why the big whoop.

Mad Men comes back to the tube on April 7.

Photo: MediaMass.net.

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