Chomp On This, Heidi!

I think Heidi Klum is going through a midlife crisis following her split with Seal.

She’s been trying way too hard out on giving beyond-provocative red carpet. She’s been dating her (super-hot) bodyguard since her marriage went kaput. And, now, she’s opening wide for Carl’s Jr. and Hardee’s.

Just to show she can.

Of course, it’s all part of her work as a model, but still.

I mean, gurl – you are Heidi friggin’ Klum. You’re pretty It. You can relax.

Photo: UsMagazine.com.