Abs for Days

They are really relying on at least six good reasons to sell us The Legend of Tarzan, huh.

I mean, sure, there are far worse things around which to build a marketing campaign for a major summer tentpole. And Alexander Skarsgård’s six-pack eight-pack wasn’t just the obvious way to go. It was the only way to go.

The Skars-bod, when combined with that Skars-gaze, well...it could heal the world.

Guess we’ll find out whether it does on July 1.

Photo: Warner Bros.