Saving Lady Jupiter

Next summer, a pointy-eared, bleached-blond-haired Channing Tatum is gonna save Jupiter.

No, not the fifth rock from the sun, but a young woman from “underdeveloped” Earth who goes by that name played by Natalie Portman Mila Kunis.

That, in a nutshell, is the plot of the Wachowski siblings’ forthcoming sci-fi adventure Jupiter Ascending.

Check out the first trailer for the would-be blockbuster, which co-stars Sean Bean (HBO’s Game of Thrones), Eddie Redmayne, and Douglas Booth.

Jupiter Ascending is set to be released on July 25.

Photo: E! Online.