Crazy for JC

The poster for John Carter was was hot, but the first trailer?

Boy, it’s a scorcher:

Taylor Kitsch looks beyond in his chest-baring body armor-and-leather outfit, all tan and s--- (shades of Jake Gyllenhaal in Prince of Persia – and I so likey), playing a Civil War vet transplanted to Mars to help save that planet or som’in’.

Oof!