Bella’s Choice

The Twilight Saga soldiers on in spite of its snooze-inducing storytelling with this summer’s Eclipse installment.

Sorry, Twihards, but neither Twilight nor New Moon impressed me much. Not as much as Robert Pattinson’s hair, Kristen Stewart’s mystifying off-screen persona, or Taylor Lautner’s abs, anyway.

Here’s a look-see at Eclipse, which is set to make a lot of money beginning on June 30.