Sharpening It

More details have emerged from the world of Machete, a.k.a. Lindsay Lohan’s would-be comeback vehicle.

According to this report, in the Robert Rodriguez-directed movie, Machete (Danny Trejo, reprising his role from the Grindhouse fake trailer, as you know), a former Mexican Federales, will be hired to assassinate a very corrupt senator (Robert De Niro), right.

But then, he’ll be double-crossed and pursued by a government agent played by Jessica Alba.

Lohan will play a gun-wielding socialite who comes to Machete’s aid, while Steven Seagal, in a comeback all his own, will play a drug lord from his past.

Production already has begun in Austin, Texas.

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