I Have No Words

I.

Could.

Die.

Now.

People – I can barely type looking at this Daniel Craig-and-Hugh Jackman-in-Broadway’s-upcoming-A Steady Rain preview photo.

Like I said, it’s as if chocolate and pizza decided to come together.

And the best part is I’m going to have of that. I literally just printed my ticket to go to New York to see the two actors together on stage next month.

In the Keith Huff play, Jackman plays Denny, a patrolman with a racist streak and violent temper, while Craig, in his Great White Way debut, portrays Joey, a recovering alcoholic and gentler soul who may not be as docile as he first seems. The production sees the two recount a few harrowing days on the job and their very different accounts of a police call that quickly went south.

Believe when I tell you that my date with Craig, his porn-stache, and Jackman at the end of September is the only thing that’s keeping me going. They better not pull a Lauren Graham on me!

Photo: EW.com.

Update: How Mr. Brainwash is the welcome page of A Steady Rain’s official Web site?

You know a Madonna fan saw the cover of Celebration and decided to give props.