Pretty Girls (No Substance, Though...)

Surely, someone with more time than me right now will comment on the feminist merits of Britney Spears’ latest single, “Pretty Girls,” a collaboration with Iggy Azalea, but of its video I will say this: No.

No. No, no. No, no.

This video is absolutely where the 1980s went to die.

Time to grow up, Britney. Time to, maybe, quote-unquote sing about something.

Photo: UsMagazine.com.