’Cause he wants to be, yo.
The world’s greatest cyclist will no longer challenge any charges from the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency that he doped to become the world’s greatest cyclist.
Yep, he’s giving into what he calls an “unconstitutional witch hunt” into his career. He has had enough.
Unfortunately, this also means Armstrong will be stripped off his seven Tour de France titles – gasp! – the bronze medal he won at the 2000 Olympics, and any other titles, awards, and money – double-gasp! – he won from August 1998 forward.