Things Could Be Looking Scary for L2

Lindsay Lohan may have gone back to her more natural ginger hair, but her career’s still far from red-H-O-T, IMHO.

Sure, L2 has Liz & Dick coming up, but now comes word that she’s in talks to join the cast of – gasp! – Scary Movie 5, which already has Ashley Tisdale on board.

Look, I appreciate that work is work, but this is still L2 we’re talking about. She’s made her bed, but given the fact that she worked with Robert Altman once upon a time, she should hold herself to a higher professional esteem (and continue holding herself to the highest personal esteem, too, for a change).

Hollywood sure ain’t gonna throw her a bone by letting her near any A-List material, so here’s my unasked-for advice for Linds: girlfriend should either gun for small supporting parts in indies (heartfelt ones, none of that edgy s--- she insists on gravitating toward), or do some theater (not Broadway – go off to a quiet theater town in the northeast and work on her craft).

Or, now that her legal fees are probably not piling up, she should call up Tina Fey and pay her to write her a nice script.

Then, perhaps, she’ll be both physically and artistically ready for a true comeback because, I’m sorry, Scary Movie 5 isn’t going going to take her out of Punchlineville.

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