The Assassin (I’d Let Him Get Me)

Michael Fassbender is gonna kill it.

The man of everyone’s dreams is going to star in and co-produce a feature adaptation of the Assassin’s Creed videogame.

OMGwyneth, hot and kinda nerdy? Swoon!

The movie will follow the story of a seemingly regular dude (who is so hot it should be gosh darn illegal) who finds out that he comes from a long line of Assassins, a brotherhood known for the hooded cloaks they wear and their sworn battle against the nefarious Knights Templar.

Now, the project doesn’t have a writer or a director in place yet, but if they need a dresser for the Fass he should just call me (no, not maybe – he should just pick up the phone and give into it).

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