Surely, someone with more time than me right now will comment on the feminist merits of Britney Spears’ latest single, “Pretty Girls,” a collaboration with Iggy Azalea, but of its video I will say this: No.
No. No, no. No, no.
This video is absolutely where the 1980s went to die.
Time to grow up, Britney. Time to, maybe, quote-unquote sing about something.