An L.A. Superior Court judge has put Lindsay Lohan on blast, telling her lawyer yesterday that the so-called actress has to complete the remaining 116 hours of her 125-hour community-service sentence – from a 2012 car crash – by May 28 (original target date: last February!), at the Brooklyn Community Center, or else.
Or else jail time!
What is this, two years ago?
Ah, but La Lohan had an excuse – you know, as she always does. Her lawyer told the court that while L2 now lives in London, she’s still jobless after appearing on a West End staging of Speed-the-Plow last year, and, thus, she simply cannot afford the car service she’s need to get to the far-away service organization of her choice.
Uh, pick som’in’ else? And how is she affording all those fabulous clothes she keeps Instagramming, not to mention living in the not-cheap British capital, anyway?
Ridikolous, party of one.