Allow me to explain.
Sebastian Stan, a.k.a. the Winter Soldier, is currently shooting We Have Always Lived in the Castle – currently as in now, today (I quite literally saw a pic of the actor on location on People’s website before coming across this bit o’ news). The project is a Michael Douglas-produced adaptation of the 1962 final novel by Shirley Jackson, the 20th century horror author of The Haunting of Hill House.
The plot of it all revolves around a family living in isolation that already has seen four members succumb to poisoning. Stan will be featured as a distant cousin who arrives on the scene dead-set on making sure the family fortune ends up in his hands.
And, of course, his presence unearths some long-buried secrets.
Don’t you just heart it when that happens?