Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Heard v. Depp Settled


That nasty-sounding divorce business between Amber Heard and Johnny Depp is O-V-E-R.

From the get-go, this story was much too unsavory to write about, so I didn’t. I mean, he allegedly beat her (so she got a temporary restraining order that, what a coincidence, was terminated today); she supposedly was after his money.... Somewhere along the line, they got in the stern side of Australia.

For realsies. GTS.

Now, though, the estranged couple – they married in February 2015 – has settled his and her grievances out of court, with the Danish Girl actress set to receive $7 million (proceeds of which will go to a charity of her choice) and a statement going out to say that neither party made any accusations for financial gain or intended to cause physical or emotional harm to the other.

It’s a carefully calibrated and worded move meant to put the matter to rest, so let’s not read between the lines; let’s simply let it go.

Depp and Heard sure seem ready to (so back off, Internet trolls).

Photo: IrishMirror.ie.

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