Becks Can’t Possibly Like This, Can He?

Victoria Beckham needs to put another potato in her broth.

The former Posh Spice-turned-fashion’s It Designer is rockin’ some fiery locks, dramatic make-up, feathered eyebrows, and a nice ribcage for Chinese Harper’s Bazaar – and by that I mean...not.

Yeah, the styling’s cool, but honey, you gotta put some meat in ’em bones.

You’re married to the most desired footballer on the planet. And unless he likes bangin’ a bag o’ bones, I can’t imagine him ever turning down a lady who has a little more cushi’n for the pushin’. KnowhatImean.

Eat!

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