Are You F---in’ Kiddin’, Oprah?

Oprah has gone and gotten Hugh Jackman hurt!

Alright, alright – it’s not like she did anything to him. The Aussie of my dreams agreed to make a spectacular entrance into the rechristened Oprah House while the talk-show hostess with the mostest did her thing Down Under…and the stunt went awry:



Aw, Hugh, are you OK? Can I get you anything? A rub? A “tissue”? A kiss?