Can’t Get The Jealousy Out of My Head

Kylie Minogue is going to perform in Peru on my birthday, and I couldn’t be more jealous.

“I must confess that I don’t know much about Peru, although I would love to learn about its people and its rich culture,” she said.

I am very into Australia these days, so to be so close – I could so get amazing tickets to the concert – and yet so far away from the diva from Down Under, well…it’s killer – and not in the good way.

What are the frakkin’ odds? And why won’t girlfriend put on three shows in the United States. OK, four: Miami, New York, Los Angeles, and, natch, Las Vegas.

Why!

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