Have You Voted Yet?
Early voting has been going all week, so I cannot help but wonder: Have you voted yet?
Or, are you one of them undecided voters author David Sedaris can’t believe exist?
“Are [undecided voters] professional actors?” he wonders. “Or are they simply laymen who want a lot of attention?
“To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. ‘Can I interest you in the chicken?’ she asks. ‘Or would you prefer the platter of s--- with bits of broken glass in it?
“To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.”
Vote – early or on Nov. 4. But just do it.
And remember, “A vote for John McCain is a vote for George W. Bush”: