Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Work That, Britney!

Refreshed following a Mexican vacation, Britney Spears was spotted shopping on trendy Robertson Boulevard in Los Angeles yesterday.

And I’m telling you this because….

Because I’m just a little bit obsessed with a Spears comeback these days. I think it’s going to happen.

I mean, she seems to have taken my advice (for which she didn’t ask and likely didn’t even realize was offered) and hired herself a stylist. That’s a good start. And she’s been working on getting good PR.

The pop tart has left Crazy Town and she’s back on track...so get on board, y’all.

Photo: People.com.

Update 1: Is Britney Spears headed to the big screen again?

Rumor has it Quentin Tarantino is considering her for the role of Varla in a remake of 1965’s Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

I say don’t do it, Brit-Brit. You need to class it up.

Playing a lesbian stripper who murders a guy with her bare hands before taking his girlfriend hostage is edgy, but it’s not what you need to be doing.

You Lolita shtick worked wonders. Call Dita Von Teese. Ask her to show you the art of the grown-up tease. And stick to music. It’s your forte.

Update 2:
Not so Fast. A rep for Spears told Access Hollywood, “Though she definitely intends to explore acting roles down the road, right now she’s concentrating on recording her next album.” And a source close to Tarantino is quoted as saying, “There is no truth to this.”

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I heard about the Tarantino movie!!!

AND, since when is she, or anyone else in that family, capable of class?!?!