Just Because, Pt. 93

And now, for my first imaginary play – again, what follows is fiction – I give you a didn’t-happen exchange between John Travolta and David Beckham at the opening of the Breitling flagship store in London last night.

John: “OMG, so nice to see you, David! So...since the Kelly and Posh are home, will show me how Beckham...bends it?”

Becks: [Polite giggles] “No chance, girl. I like my shish kabob without the bob. See ya inside, mate.”

John: “Oh you tease!”

And scene.

Photo: People.com.