It’s Gonna Smell Like R. Patz Up In Here

My, how kind.

Dior was delighted to tweet-confirm what I we knew two weeks ago thanks to a little something called the Internet regarding the future look of its fragrance department: Robert Pattinson is the new face of Dior Homme.

I like the beard on R. Patz.

Can’t you just imagine what those whiskers would feel like, kissing you...the sweet smell of Dior Homme emanating from his face?

C’mon. Like I stand alone on that one.

Photo: Towleroad.com.