Wolverine Is Back

I’ve been looking at this picture of Hugh Jackman – or Huge Jackedman as I saw some too-clever blog call him – for a couple of days now, and I think I know why.

This first image of The Wolverine just looks sooo fake.

Now, you know how I think the Awesome Aussie can do no wrong, and how I admire his unreal body of work so, and that I would love for him to knock on my door one day and tell me I’ve won something.

Anything.

Like, a pack of gum or som’in’.

And we all know he’s playing a mutant in these movies, so some extra brawn is required. Which, we can all agree, he brings.

But this pic borders on the ludicrous.

Hot, sweaty ludicrous.

And...and...and WTF am I bitchin’ about again?

Photo: EW.com.