Friday, September 14, 2012

So Worried He’ll Crush Her, Y’all

Eva Longoria is dating Mark Sanchez.

Now, I’ve met the guy – he is a big dude (he shook my hand and I almost felt I should shake his back with both my hands). And I’ve also met the actress a few times. She’s a tiny little thing.

I am just so concerned he’s gonna like, I dunno, break her in half or som’in.

And I’m kinda jelly, too. Who wouldn’t want climb that brick house....

Photo: UsMagazine.com.

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