Eva Longoria is dating Mark Sanchez.
Now, I’ve met the guy – he is a big dude (he shook my hand and I almost felt I should shake his back with both my hands). And I’ve also met the actress a few times. She’s a tiny little thing.
I am just so concerned he’s gonna like, I dunno, break her in half or som’in’.
And I’m kinda jelly, too. Who wouldn’t want climb that brick house....