This...this is bound to produce a country weeper or two.
Country power couple Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are headin’ down to Splitsville after four years of marriage. The pair confirmed as much “with heavy hearts” today.
Chin up, you two.
Update: Oh, wow. I did not realize that Shelton and Lambert weren’t announcing a split, that they were announcing a divorce.
That is some efficiency and decisiveness right there.