L2 Exposed

So Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy cover and photos got leaked this week, well in advance of her planned unveiling on Ellen DeGeneres’ talk show on Dec. 15.

’Cause DeGeneres’ family-friendly, daytime show was so the perfect place to show the world what your mama gave ya....

But I digress.

I gotta say the former It Girl still has a bangin’ body and a cute little tush. I once saw her sunning herself at the Delano here in Miami Beach, and L2’s a hot dish.

Too bad she’s put years on herself with her bad habits – I’ve seen some of the Playboy photos, and girlfriend’s looked better.

She’s overly made up. Perky, alright, but tired-looking.

The layout is inspired by her icon Marilyn Monroe’s own Playboy session, and I don’t think M2 looked half as busted as Lohan kinda does these days (sweetheart, cool it with the lip-plumping), and Monroe was older when she bared it all.

Linds, dear, I still think you coulda staged a less-desperate comeback than this, but, as much as it pains me to say (because we’ve been down this path before), I will hold a little confidence that this will reset what’s left of your career and get you back on some sort of track.

I hope it’ll be a good one.

Photo: USMagazine.com.