M Is No. 1

Hello, suckers!

Guess the world isn’t coming to an end today – I guess we’ll die another day.

But if it still were to, I wanna die happy, so I’m sharing some Madonna news: The Queen of Pop’s “MDNA Tour” was the highest-grossing tour of the year.

Tha’ts how she do.

Even when she’s hella late, her fans put up with it (just don’t test us me like that again, M), and she comes out on top.

Long live my Queen!

Photo: HollywoodReporter.com.