The Latino Stripper

Lest you should think Magic Mike is going to be a parade of pretty white boy after pretty white boy and swarthy man goodness, behold the brown beauty of Adam Rodriguez.

The erstwhile star of TV’s Roswell and CSI: Miami is bringing a little Latino heat to the Steven Soderbergh feast for the eyes that’s opening in – oh goodness – 17 short days.

Rodriguez plays Tito in the movie.

Tito? Surely they coulda given the guy a randier name. But, I mean, how do you top Big Dick Richie? (Wait...that sounds funny.)

Photo: The Karpel Group.