Happy Birthday, Wills!

The prince is now a man.

A rich(er) man, that is.

Prince William is turning 30 today, and to mark the momentous occasion, he’s coming into $15.5 million, a.k.a. his share of his inheritance from his late mother Princess Diana’s estate.

F me! Best I’ll hope for is a good ol’ dinner when I turn the big 3-0 later this year.

Yo, Wills – lemme know if you metabolism really slows down as everyone has liked to warn it will every time they saw me shove some pizza down my pie hole. And Happy Birthday. (And can you spare a 100?)

Photo: SanFranciscoSentinel.com.