Be Afraid, Turkeys...Be Very Afraid

Lady GaGa’s gotten herself a Thanksgiving TV special, and if I was a turkey, I’d duck and cover (because I’d have a good memory and remember that meat dress).

The entertainer’s 90-minute A Very GaGa Thanksgiving will air on Nov. 24 and feature eight performances as well as an interview with Katie Couric taped at New York’s Sacred Heart Catholic School, which was attended by the singer way back when she went by a different name.

And just to get in the spirit of the season (more?), Mother Monster will perform some of her current hits, as well as classic Christmas tunes.

Of course, she will also update folks on her recently launched Born This Way Foundation, so keep your ears peeled for that good stuff.

Photo: ABC.