New Stud on the Block

Brian Austin Green has arrived on Wisteria Lane.

The actor will be introduced in the seventh-season premiere of Desperate Housewives next month, as the hunky handyman that Bree (the delicious Marcia Cross, pictured at right with the BAG) hires to fix stuff around the house.

“She has an instant physical attraction to him, but then over time it turns into something more,” a producer said.

Also looking to bag a little BAG action? The show’s newest cougar, Renee (Vanessa Williams).

“Suddenly by episode 4 they’re both going after him. So there’s a little competition for Brian Austin Green.”

May the best bitch win – and I say that in the most endearing way.

Photo: EW.com.