I very nearly had a gaygasm when I saw it.
I mean, really, it was Christina Aguilera, and Cher, and Kristen freakin’ Bell, and Stanley Tucci, and Alan Cumming, and Cam Gigandet – all together with a ribbon on it making up the gift to the friends of friends hat is going to be Burlesque.
It’s a tale of small-town dreams are made of big-city this, a tale of backstabbing, a tale of song and dance and sequins – lots of sequins!
There’s love, there’s an ingénue, and there’s a legend.
What more could you want, right – he said breathlessly:
Loves it, right?
The movie, due out on Nov. 24, also features Eric Dane, Julianne Hough, and Peter Gallagher.