Curtains Up

I very nearly had a gaygasm when I saw it.

I mean, really, it was Christina Aguilera, and Cher, and Kristen freakin’ Bell, and Stanley Tucci, and Alan Cumming, and Cam Gigandet – all together with a ribbon on it making up the gift to the friends of friends hat is going to be Burlesque.

It’s a tale of small-town dreams are made of big-city this, a tale of backstabbing, a tale of song and dance and sequins – lots of sequins!

There’s love, there’s an ingénue, and there’s a legend.

What more could you want, right – he said breathlessly:



Loves it, right?

The movie, due out on Nov. 24, also features Eric Dane, Julianne Hough, and Peter Gallagher.