A Whiff of Desperation

I have to admit that it’s tough-love time when it comes to Lindsay Lohan.

L2 needs to eat a cookie and get a job.

At least she knows she has to get a job, this whole name-dropping, publicly calling out actors thing she’s doing in the new issue of Nylon has got to stop double-pronto.

“It’s scary when you realize, ‘Oh my God, I’m not working. And have a house to pay for now,’” she said. “I’m talking to a lot of people right now. One is Sean Penn. We’re trying to get Seth Rogen for this project, but Seth won’t call us back. So call us back, Seth, if you’re reading this!”

Don’t hold your breath, Linds. And eat something, or I won’t like you anymore.

Photo: People.com.