Excuse Me, Mr. Wilson

Oh, what happy day: It has been announced that Watchmen star Patrick Wilson is expecting his second child.

Well, his wife is, but you know what I mean.

Mmm, here’s a thought, Patrick (I can call him Patrick, right? Right?): Do not remind me you’re straight and happily married and a total DILF. It’s just cruel and unnecessary, really.

And seriously, congrats.

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