I Call This Thinking Outside the Box

Project Runway Season 5 finalist Kenley Collins was arrested yesterday after allegedly assaulting her musician fiancé – with their cat.

Assault with a feline weapon is something I’m bummed out I’ve never thought of, to be quite honest.

Meow, indeed.

Collins reportedly was charged with assault and criminal possession of a weapon after throwing the cat, a laptop, and three apples at her fiancé.

And get this ironic twist: He penned a song called “CAT?” for her Project Runway finale.

I’m sorry, but you couldn’t have designed a funner story. We always kinda knew this chick was one headpiece away from the catwalk to a catfight, right?

Photo: UsMagazine.com.

Update: A week after the incident, Kenley Collins addressed the assault charges, admitting to “gently” tossing her cat on the bed during an argument with her now-ex-fiancé.

Because that sounds so much better.